Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We need to rekindle our bromance
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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