He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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