Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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