I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
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I vomited out my contact lenses last night
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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