So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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