Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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