Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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