Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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