When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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