Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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