grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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