that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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