i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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