Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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