im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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