U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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