Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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