In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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