I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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