I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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