Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just googled if crying burns calories
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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