just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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