Cold hands, warm shart.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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