im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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