I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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