Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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