They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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