I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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