your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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