So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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