i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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