Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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