Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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