Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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