yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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