Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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