Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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