I wish my penis had an off switch
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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