I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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