this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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