i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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