He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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