there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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