The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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