I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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