Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Your penis caused this!
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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