remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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