in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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