I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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