I smell stomach acid.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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